#SoberLife
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
(Source: basedmadoka, via tyleroakley)
I’m so sick of this nigga crinkling his water bottle and this girl eating hot Cheetos during a damn test.
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
(via sugarbear-west)
taco cat backwards is still taco cat
i don’t know what to do with this information
dog food lid backwards is dildo of god
(Source: 1544miles, via londonis-calling)
